Katie's prayer: Gayla Peevey's "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"

Dear Jesus, I’m confused. Seriously, what in the world am I supposed to pray about from this song?! The only reason I can see you choosing this song for today would be to show me that you really do have a sense of humor. Or maybe to show me that sometimes you’re confusing. Either way, you win, I give up, see you tomorrow.